Campus roadways will be getting new paint stripes — including all double yellow, cross walks, stop lettering, and parallel parking — from April 21 to May 12 courtesy of 1-800 STRIPER.

The striping will presumably occur from 7:00 p.m. to 7:00 a.m, though the Facilities Department notification email erroneously listed the times as as 7:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. Facilities has not yet responded to the Campus Times for clarification.

The striping efforts will be most effective and efficient with as few cars as possible on the road as possible during the striping times.

“Any necessary signage, road protection or re-direction of traffic will be handled by 1-800 STRIPER,” said the email.



A timely appeal to the youth: Mangelsdorf covers Taylor Swift’s ‘You Need to Calm Down’

So I figure, good ol’ Tay Tay Swizzy is the bridge to make my anti-union stances clear—maybe these damn kids will finally shut the hell up.”

My crusade against the UR parking office

I allowed my predator to believe I was prey — let them roam the jungle, beat their chest, and act like they could never be defeated.

This is not a joke.

This is not a joke. This is no laughing matter. It’s not intended to be funny or perhaps even humorous. I’m serious in everything that I’m saying right now.