By Jane Pritchard Illustrations Editor and Hailie Higgins Editor-in-Chief and An Nguyen Publisher and Bridget Tokiwa
August 16, 2020
Tagged: COVID-19 mask Rocky
Jane Pritchard is a member of the Class of 2022.
Hailie Higgins is a member of the Class of 2022.
An Nguyen is a member of the Class of 2022.
Bridget Tokiwa is a member of the Class of 2023.
April Fool's

Free the monkeys
By ClemenTimes Staff on Apr 1, 2025
These poor creatures were being experimented on to learn calculus, neuroscience, electrical circuitry, and art. They were staying up until 4 a.m. trying to figure out how to complete these wild assignments.
crusade

My crusade against the UR parking office
By ClemenTimes Staff on Apr 1, 2025
I allowed my predator to believe I was prey — let them roam the jungle, beat their chest, and act like they could never be defeated.
April Fool's

Good advice Brian
By ClemenTimes Staff on Apr 1, 2025
Well, that’s too bad – I’m actually just going to gatekeep all of this information. You won’t get a peep out of me.