By John Pinto Humor Editor
September 15, 2019

Illustration by Dalia Mitchell

John Pinto is a member of the Class of 2020.
Basketball

UR men’s basketball get their hearts broken on Valentine’s Day
By Aeneas Wolf on Feb 16, 2025
Desperate for points, UR successfully drew a foul on Adusei, putting Kwiecinski at the stripe. He also made both. Without options, UR fouled Adusei again, who made both free throws.
extremely funny and relatable

Extremely funny and relatable humor article
By Brian Ly on Mar 4, 2025
This was The Funniest Article. Ever. and I was just so impressed by my own writing that I couldn’t help but to share it with everyone.
grooming

The Sex & The CT’s official college grooming guide
By Mariah Lansing on Mar 4, 2025
Anonymous 20-year-old bisexual demigirl asks: “How to shave vagina without horrendous razor burn?”