BREAKING: Campus Times staff resigns seemingly all at once

This schedule was interrupted Sunday March 30, when seven elected staff members suddenly declared their immediate resignations from the newspaper.

This is not a joke.

This is not a joke. This is no laughing matter. It’s not intended to be funny or perhaps even humorous. I’m serious in everything that I’m saying right now.

Dedicated to everyone in the movie theater who laughed at “The Substance”

“The Substance”, though quite effectively campy and satirical at times, is not a comedy.