Editor’s Note: Due to an editorial mistake, this story was published online on Oct. 24, 2016. The author had agreed to write only for the print edition of that issue. The article’s text can be found in the online PDF of the Oct. 24, 2016, issue, on page eight.
Basketball
Men’s Basketball Get Their Hearts Broken On Valentine’s Day
Desperate for points, UR successfully drew a foul on Adusei, putting Kwiecinski at the stripe. He also made both. Without options, UR fouled Adusei again, who made both free throws.
comedy
UR Pet Rock is growing
Pet Rock is young, scrappy, and hungry. As the club is entering its fourth semester since its launch, they’re looking for new members.
love
Navigating Valentine’s Day, Single
With Valentine’s Day recently passing, I have a confession: I have not enjoyed the idea of Valentine’s Day for a…
