By CT Staff
September 07, 2005

To: U.S. CongressImpeach President Bush Now!Hurricane Katrina has proved that we are not safe

enough in our own country!http://www.petitiononline.com/JW1955

Thank you,’Jo’ Joanna WolfLower Lake, CA.http://nomorebush.bravehost.com_______Helping Stranded Pets:Tanya GoffmanFoster Coordinator for Hurricane KatrinaNoah’s Wishwww.noahswish.orgtkgoffman@cox.net ~ He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

~Animals are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole~

~”The character of a society can be assessed by looking at how it treats animals”~Gandhi

April Fools

Bird Flu? I sure hope they did!
By Alex Holly on Apr 2, 2025
We asked her if she’s ever seen one of these species fly before, when they wanted to, of course. Duck let out a nervous chuckle and flushed bright red, fidgeting in her chair.
April Fool's

The very hungry (brain)worm
By ClemenTimes Staff on Apr 1, 2025
So, in other words, I deal with the understanding of language, and boy, do I like to fiddle. I’m what makes you read “I scream” as “ice cream,” “I see cream” as “ice cream,” “onion beans” as “ice cream.”
beauty standards

Dedicated to everyone in the movie theater who laughed at “The Substance”
By Riley Howe on Apr 2, 2025
“The Substance”, though quite effectively campy and satirical at times, is not a comedy.