Ellen Rud ’06″Paris Hilton, because it would be scandalous and could be a reality TV show.”

Aiesha Edwards ’05″Johnny Depp, he’d keep things interesting and we haven’t had a cute president in a while.”

Omar Figueredo ’08″David Ortiz, ’cause he’s the man!”

Yvette Price ’05″Bill Clinton, because he was a great president. There was no war and no debt.”

Sara Chaudhri ’07Brian Greenberg ’06″Kumiko Tanaka, because she wants to get rid of Monday through Thursday!”

Jarrett Hirtzel ’08″John Locke, because he had excellent sociopolitical theory.”



America hates its children

I feel exhausted whenever I hear conservatives fall upon the mindlessly affective “think of the children” defense of their barbarous proposals for school curriculums and general social regressivism.

CT Wrapped: Top music of 2024

You listened, you voted, and the results are in!

On the Students’ Association resolution

This SA resolution is simply another way to follow the masses by expressing their dismay for Israel and standing in solidarity with the radical Palestinian people.