Members of the newly founded UR Poker Club hold their first poker tournament in the Pit of Wilson Commons Wednesday night. They hope to apply for SA recognition next fall, and anyone who wants to partake in future poker night are welcome – look for signs around campus.



Please stop messing with my pants

It started off with small things. One morning, the cuffs of my pants were slightly shorter, almost imperceptibly so.

Flirting with your hiring managers

If you’d allow me the pleasure of gracing the hallowed halls of your esteemed company, it would endear me greatly.

We must keep fighting, and we will

While those with power myopically fret about the volume of speech and the health of grass, so many instead turn their attention to lives of hundreds of thousands of human beings.