I have to start with thanks to this University for never leaving me without material for a comic. A big thanks to the big 3 of student disdain: Aramark, Parking, and Freshmen Housing. Thanks to the CT peeps who accepted me into their twisted little family even though I voted for Bush. Just kidding, I?m poor white trash but I?m not stupid. Thanks to Jess for being the first to read my comics every week and lie to me and say they?re funny. To Joan, you?re a kick-ass Comics Editor. Keep up the good work and get Juicy laid … that poor hamster looks bored. Thanks to all my friends. Thanks to the Academy. A final thanks though to anyone who actually read my comic and immediately didn?t make fun of it. All two of you, take a bow. To all you aspiring cartoonists, keep it coming. Turn that rage into a comic page. Peace out.



‘Teddy’s Travels’ – Montréal, Québec

However, with the passing of New Year’s into January, things might start to slow down. The true scope of a full month starts to set in.

State of the Campus Times: A review through 2024

We increased our print circulation (how many papers we print) from 2,000 to 2,800 and increased the size of our paper from 12 pages to 16 pages — our longest since 2017. We bolstered our online readership netting a total count of 664,257 views from 419,478 unique users.

The downfall of the plateocracy

Now, forks are able to be reunited with families. Plates are able to go home after decades in the kitchen. Spoons are able to live life on the dry-side, no longer submerged in sloppily executed imitations of soups and sauces.