The DeLorme Report: Trump’s America only policy is an ignorant one in Ukraine

I’d never thought that a hasty White House visit from a foreign leader would shift my opinion on a subject…

I do, I don’t, I really don’t: The Marriage Pact story

Once again, if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that this school is goddamn tiny, and do you really want to marry anyone you took Calculus with?

This is not a joke.

This is not a joke. This is no laughing matter. It’s not intended to be funny or perhaps even humorous. I’m serious in everything that I’m saying right now.